A Renaissance faire comedy act

A Pirate, a Rat, and One Very Blue Outhouse

Captain Shh-nel and Stu of the Loo performing the Human Toilet Paper Holder bit, Stu holding out a roll of toilet paper, at an outdoor Renaissance faire

30 minutes. One outhouse. Zero dignity. Maximum laughs.

“Why poop alone when you can poop with a friend?”

Captain Shh-nel in a feathered pirate hat and striped stockings levels a glitter-handled plunger at Stu of the Loo, who recoils, at an outdoor Renaissance faire
“I will not fight these craft supplies.” —Stu

Now booking faires & festivals

$600 a day · up to four shows · we bring the outhouse

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The Premise

Captain Shh-nel flings open the doors of her beloved outhouse and promises the finest show on the seven seas. A crowd gathers, she lays on the charm, and everything is flowing beautifully right up until the seat lifts and out pops Stu of the Loo.

He is a self-declared Big Dukey, he has lived in this plumbing for years, and he has strong opinions about whose throne this really is.

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Proof From the Field

actual snapshots, straight off the camera roll

Stu of the Loo works a sleight-of-hand trick on a seated volunteer's hand, a red and yellow prop chest beside them against a weathered fence
Stu's impressive magic trick
A costumed Shh It's A Show performer serenades a seated patron at an outdoor faire stall, a wooden box in hand
Ginger serenades a patron
Stu of the Loo balances a wooden stool on his chin, arms outstretched, as a seated faire audience watches
Stu shows off his well-balanced stool sample
Captain Shh-nel and Stu of the Loo mid-bit as Stu offers a yellow flower, with patrons watching from a picnic table at an outdoor faire
Nel's bribe, with a flower

The Sizzle Reel

New footage of the plunge coming soon!

Kind Words From the Faire Folk

pulled from comments, emails, and shouted reviews (with permission)

“It was so much fun watching you two!”
Megan B. · patron, Kentucky Highland Renaissance Fair
“That's the funniest Sh*t I've ever seen!”
overheard
“The chest grew legs!”
overheard

Also Tacked to the Board

The Show

Thirty minutes of bits, all of them rotating.

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The Cast

Two performers, one toilet, zero sidekicks.

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The Schedule

Where the outhouse lands next.

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The Merch

Coming soon. Stu's already counting his cut.

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Want the Outhouse at Your Faire?

tell us your dates and we will nail ourselves to your schedule

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