Two performers, one toilet

The Cast

Neither one is the sidekick. That's sort of the whole problem.

Erica Minton as Captain Shh-nel: a pirate captain in a wide feather-trimmed tricorn hat and blue-and-gold laced bodice, wearing a headset mic, in front of a lattice fence

Captain Shh-nel

performed by Erica Minton

The self-proclaimed captain of the finest outhouse on the seven seas. Equal parts charm, chaos, and questionable nautical authority, armed with a plunger and an unshakable belief that this is a legitimate theatre.

“If you're looking for a great show, you're at the wrong show...”
Phoenix Minton as Stu of the Loo: a sewer-rat character in a blue felt hat with tan rat ears and a purple vest, raising a fist toward the camera, in front of weathered wood planks

Stu of the Loo

performed by Phoenix Minton

The uninvited resident of the outhouse plumbing. A sewer rat in a bowler hat who has decided he is a Big Dukey, which is to say royalty, which is to say he is going nowhere. Deadpan, grumbly, and weirdly persuasive about who owns the place.

“I'm a feature, like a heated seat...”

Between them, Erica and Phoenix bring 30+ years of Renaissance faire performance, including stunt work, stage combat, clown school, and joust shows. Also, by their own admission, more time in portable restrooms than either would care to explain.

Put these two on your stage

Self-contained, fully insured, and happy to argue about a toilet at your faire.

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