What you're actually booking

The Show

A pirate, a rat, and one blue outhouse walk into thirty minutes.

30 minutes, start to finish

A tight half hour of variety comedy that drops into any slot on your entertainment schedule.

The crowd is in it

Volunteers are celebrated, never forced. Everyone leaves having been part of the nonsense somehow.

Real magic, real music, real danger

Sleight of hand, acrobatics, a stage illusion, live music, and a finale involving thrown plungers.

Family-adjacent, not family-flavorless

Bathroom humor done as clever wordplay. Faire-authentic, never gross-out.

The Lineup

the bits rotate, so no two shows are ever quite the same

performed daily, in rotation

The Bill of Acts

Battle for the Blue

a sword fight, except the swords are plungers

Tiny Tightrope Walk

death-defying, if the drop were higher

Victoria's Secret Chest

a stage illusion. a rat goes in. the rest is a mystery.

Nel's Acrobatics

three feats of agility, each less advisable than the last

Goldilocks & the 3 Loos

a puppet show of surprising literary merit

Plungers of Death

the knife-throwing finale, with no knives and every plunger

plus: Stu's Magical Skills · The Human Toilet Paper Holder · Stu's Famous Stool Samples · The Chest of Hair: Ginger · Nel Whips Stu Into Shape · Being a Blockhead · Stu & Nel's Juggling

Scenes From the Show

three favorites, straight from the faire

Old Blue, the show's tall blue theatrical outhouse, its door painted with a Shh It's A Show crest, standing outdoors among the trees
the outhouse, in her full glory
A seated Renaissance-faire crowd at picnic tables under the trees, watching the show near a striped tent
the crowd, leaning in
Captain Shh-nel and Stu of the Loo beside the big open red-and-yellow prop chest during the Victoria's Secret Chest illusion
Victoria's Secret Chest, mid mystery

Ready to put this on your schedule?

We bring the outhouse, the chest, and every prop. You bring the crowd.

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