still nailing the shelves together
Merch
A gift shop is coming. Stu insists we call it the loo-tique.
Mind the Sawdust
Captain Shh-nel has decided the finest outhouse on the seven seas deserves a proper gift shop. Stu has agreed to allow it, provided he gets a cut and does none of the lifting.
The shelves are still going up. Here is an early peek at what is bound for the merch table.
Coming to the Merch Table
three treasures, still in the crate
Adoptable Chests of Hair
Every fuzzy foundling comes with its very own name, just like Ginger. Adopt one and give it a life of luxury well above the plumbing.
Emotional Support Plungers
For life's most stubborn clogs, the emotional ones included. Battle-tested in the Plunger of Death and sized to fit your feelings. The plunger never lies.
Pins!
Little enamel treasures for your hat, cloak, or doublet, the famous Stool Samples among them. No, Stu will not be explaining those again.
Nothing’s for sale just yet.
Check back soon, or catch the merch table in person when the outhouse rolls into your faire.
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